nothing funnier than saying “back in my day” in your 20s as if you aren’t the toddler of adults
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they should invent a future that is livable and comforting instead of so so scary all the time forever
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
What they said.
I need some luck!
Hoping for some!
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apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was
#while we’re at it the author is not the narrator or the protagonist either
now THIS one louder at the back
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